http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/-t1.htm Jokes, Poems, Stories go here..funny, naughty or not, just keep it clean. Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:24:49 GMT 10 http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/12/00/72/46/buglig18.jpg http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/-t1.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/ferocious-attack-kitten-t281.htm Knight Templar From CraigsList: Quote:Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him. This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following: * insects * other trained attack kittens * babies * toilet paper * anything under a blanket * ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:37:11 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/ferocious-attack-kitten-t281.htm#3602 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/ferocious-attack-kitten-t281.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/new-office-policy-t282.htm Knight Templar EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:24:49 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/new-office-policy-t282.htm#3603 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/new-office-policy-t282.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/apples-wine-t257.htm Flower APPLES & WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:13:11 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/apples-wine-t257.htm#3396 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/apples-wine-t257.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/dog-sense-t262.htm Knight Templar Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when a tornado is stirring up, Even 20 miles away? Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed? Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire? Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:52:06 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/dog-sense-t262.htm#3415 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/dog-sense-t262.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/relationship-joke-t183.htm Lil' Turtle 0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Sun, 11 May 2008 02:54:00 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/relationship-joke-t183.htm#1912 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/relationship-joke-t183.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/a-good-one-t255.htm Colossus Some old jokes are worth another read…… A Florida senior citizen, 76, drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:33:22 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/a-good-one-t255.htm#3319 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/a-good-one-t255.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/jokes-t132.htm Rose Blossom I'm making a section to put your jokes in if they are not of the naughty nature. To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:19:46 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/jokes-t132.htm#766 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/jokes-t132.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/us-air-force-aircraft-identification-chart-t203.htm Knight Templar
Chart PDF]]> That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Wed, 14 May 2008 15:00:25 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/us-air-force-aircraft-identification-chart-t203.htm#2061 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/us-air-force-aircraft-identification-chart-t203.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/france-t202.htm Knight Templar The French Army Knife The French, not to be outdone by the Swiss have made their own knife... The French Army Magizine More about the French Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A: The Army. Q: How did the French react to German reunification? A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers. Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"? A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone. Q: How many ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Wed, 14 May 2008 14:49:34 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/france-t202.htm#2060 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/france-t202.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/pocket-taser-stun-gun-t204.htm Knight Templar Posting this here in the form it was sent to me. Some may consider some of what is said to be vulger, you have been warned. Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Spoiler: Quote: Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Wed, 14 May 2008 16:32:31 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/pocket-taser-stun-gun-t204.htm#2062 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/pocket-taser-stun-gun-t204.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/lawyer-joke-t184.htm Lil' Turtle A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Sun, 11 May 2008 03:04:02 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/lawyer-joke-t184.htm#1913 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/lawyer-joke-t184.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/living-in-alabama-pass-it-on-t180.htm Flower LIVING IN ALABAMA ALL OF THE FOLLOWING FACTS ARE REALLY TRUE! Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Alabama . There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Alabama , plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Thu, 08 May 2008 22:15:15 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/living-in-alabama-pass-it-on-t180.htm#1821 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/living-in-alabama-pass-it-on-t180.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/more-jokes-t155.htm Rose Blossom A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping. The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says. 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart. 'Whoa, what do you think ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:14:24 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/more-jokes-t155.htm#1459 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/more-jokes-t155.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/resume-gaffs-t143.htm Colossus Resume Gaffs: Unintentional yet funny gaffs from real job application forms 1. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant." 2. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far." 3. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments." 4. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chainstore." 5. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:34:24 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/resume-gaffs-t143.htm#1155 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/resume-gaffs-t143.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/sharing-t139.htm Rose Blossom This is so beautiful! A baby asked God, 'They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?' God said, 'Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.' The child further inquired, 'But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.' God said, 'Your angel will sin g for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy.' Again ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:57:38 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/sharing-t139.htm#810 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/sharing-t139.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/naughty-jokes-t119.htm Mr Miyagi They aren't really bad, just a warning for anyone easily offended. ============================================================= What Is Sex? A Young girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:28:29 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/naughty-jokes-t119.htm#625 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/naughty-jokes-t119.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/old-ted-t137.htm Flower Old TED I was having trouble with my computer. So I called TED the computer guy, to come over. TED clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?' TED grinned.... 'Haven't ... That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:58:05 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/old-ted-t137.htm#792 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/old-ted-t137.htm http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/a-woman-s-poem-t134.htm Rose Blossom He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do. That's Funny or Maybe Not.... Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:24:33 GMT http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/a-woman-s-poem-t134.htm#768 http://tss-forums.forummotion.com/that-s-funny-or-maybe-not-f17/a-woman-s-poem-t134.htm