The stupid people who are the reasons we have some of the following warnings:
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Claymore Anti-Personal Mine
DO NOT EAT
Unknown Car Fanbelt
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Demazin Infant Drops
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness
(MAY cause drowsiness? Isn't that the point?)
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Signs:
Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Rim Drive, Durango, CO
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, "Wildflowers".
Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.