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Rose Blossom
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 |  Subject: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss  Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:14 am | |
| Actual Newspaper Headlines
1. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 4. If Strike isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last a While |
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Mr Miyagi
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| | Subject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:35 am | |
| How the hell did the cow injure the farmer with an axe?  #4...How did they come to that conclusion? Sounds like a jr high school news paper from those headlines. |
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Rose Blossom
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| | Subject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:44 am | |
| Regarding #4, this is how our President speaks, have you noticed it at all? The farmer was holding the axe, this journalism at its worst. |
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Mr Miyagi
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| | Subject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:52 am | |
| The only time I ever notice his stupidity is when they show him on the Letterman show making fun of crap he says. I never watch him speak or anything. |
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Rose Blossom
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| | Subject: More Dumb Headlines Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:09 am | |
| 1. Air Head Fired 2. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 3. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 4. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide |
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Mr Miyagi
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| | Subject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:16 pm | |
| Are these headlines from your local paper? I wonder how the investigators came up with the idea that those people were murdered? |
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Rose Blossom
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Location: Long Island, NY
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Registration date: 2008-01-19
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Rose Blossom
Site Owner
Number of posts: 1206
Location: Long Island, NY
Job/hobbies: Too many
Humor: Heck yeah!
Registration date: 2008-01-19
| | Subject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:14 pm | |
| 1. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 2. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 3. Hospital is Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 4. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Okay, can someone tell me how these got past the editing??  |
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Briggers
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Knight Templar
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Location: Nashville, TN
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| | Subject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:03 pm | |
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at all four of them 
