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PostSubject: A good One..   Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:33 am

Some old jokes are worth another read……


A Florida senior citizen, 76, drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled
over to await the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
you go.'

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir, ' replied the Trooper
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PostSubject: Re: A good One..   Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:53 pm

LOL that was a good one!!! laff laff laff rofl

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PostSubject: Re: A good One..   Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:22 am

bahahahaa That was funny!!! clapping clapping
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