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PostSubject: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:14 am

Actual Newspaper Headlines

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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

4. If Strike isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:35 am

How the hell did the cow injure the farmer with an axe? rofl




#4...How did they come to that conclusion? Sounds like a jr high school news paper from those headlines.
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:44 am

Regarding #4, this is how our President speaks, have you noticed it at all?

The farmer was holding the axe, this journalism at its worst.
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:52 am

The only time I ever notice his stupidity is when they show him on the Letterman show making fun of crap he says. I never watch him speak or anything.
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PostSubject: More Dumb Headlines   Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:09 am

1. Air Head Fired
2. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
3. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
4. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:16 pm

Are these headlines from your local paper? rofl


I wonder how the investigators came up with the idea that those people were murdered?
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:30 pm

They come from my homepage for one and other places also. Shocked/Huh
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:14 pm

1. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
2. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
3. Hospital is Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
4. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Okay, can someone tell me how these got past the editing?? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:07 pm

Rose Blossom wrote:
Actual Newspaper Headlines

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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

4. If Strike isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Laughing at all four of them Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines - Read and Discuss   Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:03 pm


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