Jokes

**Rose Blossom** · Subject: Re: Jokes Sun May 18, 2008 11:00 am

U.S.S Glory, 16 May 2002: 0130

Glory: Attention, unidentified vessel. Our paths are going to cross. We suggest you change course to avoid collision.

Unidentified Vessel: Negative, we suggest you change course as soon as possible.

G: Unidentified vessel, collision impact 90 seconds; you must change course.

U: Negative, you must change course immediately.

G: The is the U.S.S Glory, we order you to change your course immediately.

U: This is a lighthouse, get turning, boy!

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**Briggers** · Subject: Re: Jokes Sun May 18, 2008 11:59 am

lol. That is pretty funny.

**Lil' Turtle** · Subject: Re: Jokes Sun May 18, 2008 10:58 pm

lol very cute

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**Rose Blossom** · Subject: Re: Jokes Sun May 25, 2008 12:29 pm

Signs and notices

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

1. On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!"

2. A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"

3. Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."

4. Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

5. Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

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