Flower
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 | Subject: APPLES & WINE  Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:13 am | |
| APPLES & WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.  Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.    | |
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Rose Blossom
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Humor : Heck yeah!
Registration date : 2008-01-18
| | Subject: Re: APPLES & WINE Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:18 am | |
| good one!  | |
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Briggers
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| | Subject: Re: APPLES & WINE Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:46 pm | |
| its funny and quite true. | |
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Lil' Turtle
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| | Subject: Re: APPLES & WINE Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| lol!! i like that one ! | |
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