I'm voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I want to keep paying to keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I want to keep my borders wide open because we don't have enough crime here already.

I'm voting Democrat because our taxes are not high enough.

I'm voting Democrat because I think every person is entitled to FREE education, FREE insurance, FREE food, FREE housing and any other things that I have worked for all my life.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting democrat because I believe I can effectively protect myself using a piece of fruit or vegetable, without the use of any firearm or knife.

I'm voting democrat because I want to be able to sit on my lazy butt at home doing nothing and be "raised by a village of people" because going to work to earn a wage is too strenuous for me.

I'm voting democrat because I believe that the government will help stop crime and premature death from obesity related health problems by setting forth regulations that will tell me what I'm allowed and not allowed to do in terms of what's best for my personal interest and health.

I'm voting democrat because I believe we should actively support and follow the lead of the UN and its resolutions; including the elimination of poverty by every means possible.

I'm voting democrat because I believe that free trade agreements are vital to our country because it encourages competitive pricing on goods and services consumed within the USA through further outsourcing of the production of goods and services to countries outside the USA. I'm convinced that the lower prices will result in higher amount of taxes collected on business profits and/or sales tax and tariff revenues due to strong consumption demands for the lower priced goods and services.

I'm voting democrat because I firmly believe that they'll work to defend the Constitution of the United States of America and all the rights enumerated or implied by the Bill of Rights.

I'm voting democrat because their message appeals to my sense hope and optimism that the world can be changed for the better according to their plans.

O.K. who's with me? lol