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Actual Newspaper Headlines

1. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

4. If Strike isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

How the hell did the cow injure the farmer with an axe?




#4...How did they come to that conclusion? Sounds like a jr high school news paper from those headlines.

Regarding #4, this is how our President speaks, have you noticed it at all?

The farmer was holding the axe, this journalism at its worst.

The only time I ever notice his stupidity is when they show him on the Letterman show making fun of crap he says. I never watch him speak or anything.

1. Air Head Fired
2. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
3. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
4. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Are these headlines from your local paper?


I wonder how the investigators came up with the idea that those people were murdered?

They come from my homepage for one and other places also.

1. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
2. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
3. Hospital is Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
4. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Okay, can someone tell me how these got past the editing??

Rose Blossom wrote:

Actual Newspaper Headlines

1. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

4. If Strike isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

at all four of them